Catch a foolproof way to fuck a girl — really works

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants