Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex